Convo With TerpGear
TerpGear: its TerpGear...
TerpGear: bro, come onnnnn
TerpGear: are yous erious?
TerpGear: Almost done... Some crackhead spammed the TGW forum with some stupid website he made with NCAA Championship T-shirts and caps and shit. Well I thought that I could top that, so I made my own T-Shirts.
TerpGear: haha
TerpGear: this is f unny
PoochUMD: You dont like my stuff?
TerpGear: naa
TerpGear: mad ugly
PoochUMD: my roommate wants to know if you are making profit off of the shirts?
PoochUMD: ya there?
TerpGear: yea
TerpGear: umm, 2.20 on each shirt
TerpGear: they cost me 12.80
TerpGear: but then i split that with the licenser
TerpGear: so its 1.10
PoochUMD: I make a dollar on each of my shirts
TerpGear: nice
PoochUMD: Ive sold 4 already
TerpGear: hahaaaaaaa
TerpGear: thats fuckin retarded
PoochUMD: whats that supposed to mean?
TerpGear: they're so ugly
PoochUMD: stop talking shit about my designs
TerpGear: hahaaaaa
PoochUMD: why do you keep laughing like that?
TerpGear: cause its funny
PoochUMD: well...we will see who sells more shirts
TerpGear: ok...
TerpGear: sell 300 and then come talk to me
PoochUMD: you sell 300 and come talk to me
TerpGear: i have
PoochUMD: youve also had a head start
TerpGear: ok...
TerpGear: i dont get why you dont just sell these?
PoochUMD: i like mine better
TerpGear: and make 2 bucks off them instead of one?
PoochUMD: you said that you only make 1
TerpGear: i can make a deal with the guy
TerpGear: i'll order more
TerpGear: for cheaper
TerpGear: the more i sell, the more i make
PoochUMD: well duh
TerpGear: i mean, like i also sell more, but the profits increase on EACH shirt too
PoochUMD: I figured that
TerpGear: but you keep knocking these shirts
TerpGear: you can sell em for me, and i'll give you a buck for the first 25 you sell
PoochUMD: but Ill get a buck for the first 1000 Ill sell
TerpGear: huh?
TerpGear: i mean, after 25, you'll make more
PoochUMD: after 25, ill up the price
PoochUMD: and Ill make 3 per shirt
TerpGear: fine...then i'll give you 2 per shirt, STRAIGHT UP
PoochUMD: and I got a new design out....
PoochUMD: Terra-PAIN!
TerpGear: great...
TerpGear: i have the shirts...
TerpGear: they're ready for delivery
TerpGear: and i'm just lookin for people to help distribute
PoochUMD: I have original designs
TerpGear: none of these are sold in any stores on campus
PoochUMD: like mine are
TerpGear: bro...
TerpGear: i'm giving you a chance to make $2 for every shirt you sell.
PoochUMD: but I can make $3 on every shirt I sell
PoochUMD: plus I have mugs, and boxers and basketball nets
TerpGear: this is CASH
PoochUMD: this is a check
TerpGear: wow...you're hard to move, huh?
PoochUMD: I just think I can make more with my shirts
TerpGear: i dont...seriously
PoochUMD: why dont you go on TGW and ask if anyone wants to work for you?
TerpGear: and its cool if you dont want to...but i can tell you'll be able to move these
PoochUMD: maybe I should get someone to help move my merchandise
TerpGear: because you seem like the first person i'd want to ask.
PoochUMD: you are just trying to get rid of the competion
TerpGear: not at all! keep the site up! keep sellin those
PoochUMD: do you have any clue how many "PoochsWorld" shirts?
TerpGear: what about them..how many you've sold?
PoochUMD: 400-450...between the two stores I have
PoochUMD: not too bad, eh?
TerpGear: wow..thats fuckin awesome...
TerpGear: because your site is fuckin awesome
TerpGear: VERY funny shit on there...and VERY well designed
TerpGear: nice job, man.
PoochUMD: thanks
TerpGear: hence, the reason i'm asking you to join me in this venture
PoochUMD: but Im still not going to move your stuff
TerpGear: alright...
TerpGear: think about it...
PoochUMD: I think you should join me in moving my shirts...you havent even seen the Terra-Pain ones
TerpGear: you sell 100 of your new shirts, you get a 100 check in the mail
TerpGear: cool
TerpGear: you sell 50 of mine, by doing NOTHING but advertising, and get 100 cash
PoochUMD: I dont do anything as it is...I just make the kick ass designs
TerpGear: how often do you get a check from them?
PoochUMD: once a month
TerpGear: not bad at all
PoochUMD: hey...if you are selling so many t-shirts...why spam a forum?
TerpGear: because i ordered another 500
PoochUMD: ooooooooh
PoochUMD: well I gotta run...if you want to help move my shirts, you know where you can find me
TerpGear: come on now...
TerpGear: i know you're gonna help me out
PoochUMD: no, Im really not
TerpGear: haha
TerpGear: peace