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- Apparently my site sucks and looks stupid. Oh well.
- If you haven't come across one of these links, consider yourself lucky. I on the otherhand get sent 3-4 outwar links a day.
People...OUTWAR IS STUPID! DONT SEND ANYONE YOUR OUTWAR LINK! DUMBASS!
- Link (all the way at the bottom). This kid
is stupid...straight up. Just because a few white kids wear bandanas and baggy pants doesn't mean they are making fun of white people. Your stupid ass needs
to lighten up or you are never going to get invited to another party again (even though I doubt you were invited to this one) But
because Im a nice guy, Ill invite you to our next party...and you better believe its gonna be filled with racial stereotypes, just for your benefit.
- Oh how quickly we forget. Steve Blake is the golden child that made Maryland basketball for the past 4 years, but the man misses one dunk and everyone is talking shit.
Its people like you who piss me off more then anything. You root for Maryland when they are winning, you go out and buy the Steve Blake jersey, but the man misses
one dunk while single handedly cutting the lead to 2 and you are going to make fun of him. You make me sick.
- We're gonna get you. I hope you have 100 guys who got plastic surgery to look like you...cause we are gonna get you.
- I cant even begin to describe how messed up Georgia is right now. And its a shame that a coach and a few players have the ability to
ruin a teams chances in the NCAA tournament. And they were pretty damned good too. Hopefully Georgia can put this behind them and get
a decent program again...but I dont see it happening any time soon
- On March 5th there was a nationwide walkout for peace. For those of you who dont know what that means, basically a bunch of college kids decided
to cut class in the name of peace. And then there was the majority who cut class in the name of cutting class. Ive ranted about this numerous times
already, but these people are soooo retarded it deserves more attention. Cutting class is as effective in stopping a war as having no one return their
movie rentals on time. Its just friggen ignorant...DUMBASS!
- Do I really need to explain? If you are a band and you break a few rules which ends up killing 96 people (plus one
guitar player) you are everything the dumbass of the week needs to be.
- This shit has got to stop. We have had more snow in the past month then in the past 4-5 years put together. And although
it was nice in that it got us out of school for a couple days...but I cant stand to look at it any more. I hate the color white and
I have decided to never look in the mirror again
- This one is for Jessie. Now I realize that maybe his career isnt in the best of shape (or even in decent shape) but to get
busted with that much pot is unbelievable. DUDE...YOURE A DUMBASS!!!
- This guy is also up for dumbass of the year. If you go to Maryland you know that
Rod offered $300 to the nations best defensive recruit to try to get him to go to Maryland.
But theres a catch. HE ALREADY WANTED TO GO HERE! He wanted to go here for the past
3 years...his brothers played here. Now he is going to Notre Dame and now we have to worry about
getting the ball by him. Thanks a lot dumbass.
Coming in at a close second is myself for causing the worlds smallest car accident...and for the bitch
who called the cops for the worlds smallest car accident.
- By now Im sure you've heard that the Colts kicker was basically talking shit about
the coach and the QB. For those of you who know anything about sports, you can stop
reading here because you know how much of a dumbass he is. And if you want, you can read
some articles about it.
For those of you who dont know sports, let me try to explain. He is the kicker. He comes out and
kicks the ball after the team scores a touchdown. He doesn't get tackled and doesn't really do much for
the team. Imagine if the Yankees Batboy went out and was talking about what their coach was doing wrong
and how Roger Clemens could win more games if he practiced more. You just dont do it. And the fact
that he did just makes him a HUGE dumbass!
- Tuesday night on ESPN's college basketball game, the analysts
got into a discussion of "storming the court" after a big game.
Mostly they were talking about Maryland and how we stormed the court
after we beat Duke. Well you know what? Shut up!
We beat the #1 team in the nation, who happens to be our biggest rival,
during a season where we have lost some key games. So that win
was a huge game in terms of where our season goes. And what do
you care if we get on the court anyway? Did we beat up any of
the Duke players? Did we kick Coach K in the butt? Did we
run with scissors or light matches? NO! We all gathered
on the court to celebrate with our team. There is a reason
why Maryland fans are the best fans in the ACC, and its because we get
so into the games and want to celebrate. Duke fans dont rush the field
because they are lame. And so are you guys.
- Dude, youre a punk. You broke that kids jaw last week,
you taunt and shit after you score a basket. You are
everything I hate about Duke basketball and you deserved
everything your overated ass got yesterday. And tell
J.J. to wash his back
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????????
- You can only go without heat for so long...so get your shit together and get us a new heating unit!
Imagine if you will, living in an apartment with a rent of $470 a month and you have NO HEAT! IN THE WINTER!
Its snowed I dont know how many times and all we have are a few space heaters. I guess that makes us the dumbass'
for putting up with it
- Working in a retail store on black friday sucks ass. Luckily for me I got to work late
so it wasnt too bad. But from what I heard there were fights and thefts and all around chaos.
People, its the holiday season...cant we all get a long?
- What do you get if you go to a formal dance with the soul purpose
of pissing off every girl there by either trying to dance with their date
or bumping into them during a slow dance on purpose? Why the Whore of
the week award of course! I wish I took a picture of this stupid slut so
I could tell everyone at the University of Maryland how much she sucks at life.
Not only did she try to "cut in" with everyone there...but she repeatedly bumped into
Lindsey and myself while we were dancing. Had I not picked up Lindsey and carried
her away the diamondback headline would have been "Bitch Got What She Deserved at
Engineering Fall Ball" My favorite moment was when Noelle said "Excuse me...
no one likes you" That WHORE!
- It looks as though I have dropped the ball
- GOD DOES NOT HATE FAGS! PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE CATHOLICS A BAD NAME AND
WE DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT AT OUR CAMPUS. AND GOD DOES NOT HATE
PRESIDENT MOTE!
- Would some please answer the phone over there?!?!
I went there 2 times in 2 day because someone wouldn't answer the phone,
only to find out the information I needed could have been very easily
given to me over the phone. Not to mention that Best Buy is a
good 30 minutes away. (And I sat on hold for a total of an hour).
But I would like to add that they did in fact hire me, so they aren't
all that bad.
- It blew up! Well sort of. DUMBASS!
- Ever since the Snipers came into the news the media has messed up many many things.
If they weren't giving out information that was supposed to be secret, they were
just being plain stupid. How many times can they ask the exact same question,
knowing that Chief Moose can't answer them? Oh I know...about a hundred.
When we are in a situation like this, the police need to do their job...they cant be
telling you over and over again that they dont know who the sniper is when they dont
know who the sniper is.
- A guy goes around shooting random people...could you be more of a dumbass?
- 24 only got 1 Emmy?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? For not knowing a quality
show when you see it, the Emmys get this award. (Please no acceptance speaches)
- Link
This nut job who was high on amphetamines cut off his finger, left hand and privates!
Man, that guys a winner! He did it all because he got into a fight with his girlfriend and
I guess he wanted to teach her a lesson or something. Man, what a DUMBASS!
Honorable Mention: The Republicans on Campus. Last week there was a voter registration
rally held by the Democratic party with celebrities and party members who were trying to get
express the importance of voting for people our age. Sorta like what MTV did with "Rock the Vote"
Anyway, the republicans thought it would be a good idea to disrupt the rally by turning it into a shouting match.
Hey republicans...youre in college, act like it. Just to note, when Ehrlich came to campus the other day
to have some sort of discussion, there weren't any democrats disrupting him.
- I just dont like that guy. Not one bit!
- Today, while waiting patiently for my tacos, I saw one of the most idiotic things ever.
And this woman was from the country, so this couldn't be accredited to the language barrier.
This guy ahead of me recieved his food, and the woman asked him what he wanted to drink. He said
that he only wanted a cup of ice. The women then picked up a cup, and looked over the choices
of soda. She then looked over them again. And again, before telling him that they dont
carry it. To which he replied, "I just want a cup of ice". She didnt respond, but rather
looked very confused. He then tried to explain further by telling her that he didnt want any
soda...just ice, in a cup. I think it was at that moment she realized that she was a dumbass and
worthy of such an honor. So Ms. Taco Bell worker...for thinking that "ice" was a type of carbonated
beverage...you are the DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!
- I applied for an internship with the County a couple months ago.
I thought everything would be cool because a friend of the family currently
works for them. Well, not only did it take forever for them to even
get back to me...but get this. I got the job, but then lost it when
they found out that I had points on my license! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Its not even like the job would require driving. The office is 5 minutes from my
house...there is a lot of trouble I could get into on those 5 miles I guess.
It feels good knowing that my county government hires people who are less qualified
then other applicants. And for that, they are this weeks dumbass of the week!
Honorable mention: Abercrombie and Fitch AGAIN! If Asian tshirts arent your
thing, why not go and buy a thong for a 8-9 year old girl. They even have cute
little slogans like "Wink Wink" and "Eye Candy" mmmmmmm as if the Bus Driver needed
more of a reason to molest your daughter
- I had a winner all picked out...but I forgot who it was...so I guess that
makes me the Dumbass of the Week!!
- First Up. Dr. Duncan for making the most ridiculous exam
EVER! You know its bad when even the TA's think that something
is too hard. Also recieving an award this week is the
dining hall for serving tuna fish with a razor blade in it.
I guess the mother of the kid who ate the sandwich should also recieve
an award for her response to the situation. The kid was a freshman
trombone player and she said "His career could have been over before
it even started" Give me a fucking break already! If your
son is going to be a professional trombone player...you should pray
he cuts his mouth on a razor blade.
- Funny little guys in cone shaped hat? Abercrombie you have got
to be kidding me! You honestly thought that no one would get
pissed off by a shirt that says "Two Wongs can make it white"?
And what makes it even worse is that you recalled them before I could
buy a couple and sell them on ebay! Those fucking shirts are going
for $100 now! Do you know who could use $100?? ME! Thats who!
So for pissing off the asians AND not letting me cash in on your stupidity...
Abercrombie and Fitch...you are the DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!!
This weeks runner up: Jon Kraft for breaking into my neighbors house
and getting caught by my little brother
- Ok, MAKE UP YOUR DAMNED MIND ALREADY!! Is it summer? Or is
it winter? First you piss me off by making it 90 degrees outside
and even hotter in my room. That led to my easter candy melting
faster then you can say "Man, its hot outside." But its late April,
I can accept that. But now its 40 some degrees outside. Are
you kidding me? Mother Nature, get your act together. And
until you do...you are the DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!!
- before I start I just want to say that I am aware that I will get a lot of shit for this...but fuck it!
Earlier this week when we won the National Championship, thousands of Maryland students made their way
to Frat Row and Route 1. You all saw what happened on the news or on the daily show and it was
ridiculous. And its not just the people who attacked the police or looted the stores (even though they are
bigger dumbasses) but everyone involved. I mean come one...sure the basketball team won the national
championship, but what right does that give you to start bonfires and loot stores? NONE!
Students say that they pay tuition and its their "right" to "celebrate" big wins with riots. Students
also say that if the University didnt want them to riot, then they would plan some other kind of post game
celebration. WTF?!?!?! You have got to be kidding me! Lets review...Its the University's fault
that people riot and loot stores and burn shit because they didn't plan something else for you to do after the
games? You have got to be shitting me! If you cant conduct yourself in a reasonable manner you shouldn't
be allowed in public. Does the University need to offer you something to do instead of shooting someone?
"I wouldn't have shot the guy if the University would have just given the students better parking spots." That
sounds just as ridiculous. After Mondays riot people are saying that it wasn't the students fault, because people
from all over the area came to join in the "celebration". So lets blame those people...lets pass the buck.
Granted no one would have come to college park if we would have conducted ourselves better in the past...but thats
not whats important right now...is it. This shit got out of hand when we started rioting after football games.
And now its gotten out of hand. Did you hear that someone was blinded Monday night after getting hit in the eye with
a bottle. I'm sure he had a good reason though...no one would throw a bottle at a mans face without good reason, right?
Well his reason was that he worked for the Metro and wore a uniform similar to the police dept. Damn that man for
looking like a police officer. Because we all know that its quite alright to throw shit at cops...those
bastards. But dont worry, some of those cops got what was coming to them. One cop got hit in the back with
a brick. That bastard had it coming. The kids at Indiana aren't much better...but I don't have as
much info on their riot, so they get off the hook. But that doesn't stop Indiana and Maryland students for being
declared this weeks...DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!!
- My Spring Break in Montreal wasn't all fun and games. It started off with
a hellish ride sponsored by Amtrak. The trip started off ok, my girlfriend and I
took the train from Baltimore to New York without any problems. When we got to New
York we were told that we couldn't get on our train until we had our tickets validated.
To do this we needed our birth certificates or our passports. Thats all well and good except
The Amtrak employee at Penn Station Baltimore told us that we only needed our Drivers Licenses!
So its 9:45 am and our train leaves at 9:55 am and we need someone to fax our birth certificates
to us. We couldn't do it in time and therefore, had to take a much later train.
This train not only left much later, but also took longer and didn't exactly stop in Montreal.
This train stopped in Vermont, where we would get out and take a bus into Canada. We finally got
to Montreal around 11:45 and were too exhausted to go out that night. All of this would
have been avoided if that moron in Baltimore would have told me that I needed more then my license
to get into Canada. And its not just that...I talked to Amtrak on the phone at least 4 times
before leaving for Canada and do you know how many times they mentioned to me that I would need
my birth certificate or passport? NOT ONCE! And for that...Amtrak is my DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!
- Did somebody say "CHOKE"? Mr. Jason Williams, the "best"
player in the NCAA. Future first round draft pick. Dukes go-to guy.
Well Thursday Night he helped carry the Duke Blue Devils from the Sweet 16, back home
to Durahm. As a concerned Maryland fan, I must say...BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!!! NO CHAMPIONSHIP FOR YOU, BITCH! HAVE A NICE SPRING BREAK!
THE TERRAPINS WILL BE BUSY PLAYING BASKETBALL WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN!!!
Alright, thats enough out of me...But for missing a foul shot that could have won the game and
kept you alive in the tournament (until the Terps would knock you out) Jason Williams...
YOU are the dumbass of the week! P.S. Have fun watching the rest of the tournament
on TV!
- Gonzaga should have learned from BYU. When you are a good team and bitch about
your seed or your bowl game you are going to lose. Everyone has talked all week about
how Gonzaga was too good to be a 6 seed and how much of an injustice it was to them.
Well you know what? Thats Bullshit! It doesn't matter what your seed it because
you still have to beat the best teams sooner or later. Anyway, Gonzaga got beat by an
11th seed (Wyoming) and now they are done. They spent more time complaining then they actually
- I thought long and hard about this weeks dumbass because I really didnt want to
give it to this weeks winner. But I decided that it had to be done. It started
at the beginning of the week when I posted a link to some photos that I took which was responded
to by a threat. Ok...fair enough. Then IWS decided to make the students best interests
their number one priority by merging with TerrapinsGoneWild.com.
That lasted for about 5-6 hours because one of their owners decided to sell the domain to someone who
wanted to compete against TGW. Then the other owner told the fine people at TGW that he was
going to put a stop to this by changing the password to the server. That too lasted about 5-6 hours
because the site was up and running before we knew it. (Complete with a lot of high school
trash talking and whatnot) Finally...the site (under their new management) sank to a new low
by flooding TGW's server so that no one could visit their site. I mean give me a break.
You are making a friggen website...get a life. People referred to the previous owners as "tools"...
from what I've heard this AJ kid is a "double tool" So AJ from IdiotsWontGetALife...You my friend are the
DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!!!
- This first award wasn't easy to give out. I had a couple of potential dumbasses,
but last night, I was hit with the biggest dumbass ever. Let me set the scene for you.
Last week, me and two other guys were in a dorm room when someone knocked at the door. We
thought it was someone who was pissed because the music was kinda loud, so we turned it down.
Then one of the guys asked who it was. He said "It's Ross." Well, we dont know anyone
named Ross and became kinda suspicious. He said "It's ok, I'm not a cop or anything."
So we let him come in. This guy looks likes he's on crack. His eyes wide open and he looks
like he's been blind his entire life and just now got his sight and wanted to get as much in as he could
Ross then tells us that hes from out of town and he wants to know if
we have any drugs to sell him. Which we dont. Then he asked if we knew of anyone who did have
any drugs because he really just wanted to do some drugs that night. We didn't know anyone who could
hook him up. We wished him luck, and he went on his way. Fast forward to last night at Cole Field House.
I waited in line for about half an hour, and I finally got my bracelet and got in the door. But who do you
think I saw when I got to the door? Thats right...It was Ross! And I thought to myself..."I thought
he lived out of town" and then I saw that he was wearing a police uniform. That fucking liar!
So I got excited, called my girlfriend and told her how I saw Ross and how he was a cop. She then told
a friend of hers (whose boyfriends room I was in when it happened) and she called a connection of hers with
the Police Dept. It turns out that Ross is actually Private Ross Bogash of the University of Maryland
Police Department. And it also turns out that saying that you aren't a police officer to try
and solicit drugs from college students isn't exactly legal. It also turns out that Private Bogash
has done this type of thing in the past. But dont worry...he is being dealt with as we speak.
So to Private Ross Bogash Congratulations...You are the Dumbass of the week!
Honorable Mentions: The two guys who took the elevator from the 7th floor to the 6th, Howard from Wake Forest for calling a
timeout he didnt have causing them the game, and finally Jason Williams for choking against an unranked team and causing them
their only chance at co-owning the ACC championship.