Halloween: Resurrection

Starring:
Jamie Lee Curtis-Laurie Strode
Busta Rhymes-Freddie Harris
Bianca Jahlich-Sara Moyer
Michael Myers-Himself?

Review:
For a Halloween movie, I think I only saw one pumpkin. That's just wrong! Anyway, as you may have guessed, Michael Myers is still alive and still slashing. Too bad he has lost a step in his game this time. This movie is far from scary and is being called the scariest movie of the summer for a reason; it is the only "scary" movie of the summer. So anyway Freddie Harris has this idea for a show that will be broadcasted over the internet called Dangertainment. He has recruited six college students to spend the night in Michael Myer's childhood home and to find clues to find out why he became the killer that he is today. And that's about it. Oh, just about everyone dies along the way. And can you say sequel? I personally had no idea there were already nine installments of Halloween series. I think 10 is a big mistake and they should have stopped at oh, maybe five or six when they were somewhat scary. Halloween: Resurrection was very predictable but had some neat deaths in it. But I still don't believe you can chop a guys head off with such a small knife. I dunno, maybe some sicko out there will prove me wrong. I still think there should have been at least two more jack-o-lanterns in a movie called Halloween. But having 10 brutal murders makes up for it I guess. Big Brother 4 mixed with Murder in Small Town X? I'll pass, and I hope you all do the same too.

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Link:
Halloween: Resurrection