What's Not So New...

Im sorry I havent updated lately.  As I said last time, I am taking a summer class and working full time, so it leave absolutely no time to do anything fun.   And on weekends when I do have free time, I have homework and projects to work on.  One week down...two to go.  I think I can get through it.  I think I can, I think I can.   But recently I found out about a new Sprite drink called Sprite Remix when the rapper who does the commercial for it came into Best Buy last week.  (In case you are wondering, Biz Markie is a fan of K-Ci and Jo Jo)  So I thought of the new Mountain Dew drink, Live Wire and I wondered which was the best.  So I went out and bought a 2 liter bottle of each, and Ill do a few taste tests here and there.  I've tested it myself and each are pretty good.   So I made a new poll to see what everyone else thought.  So take the new poll.  So thats about all I have time for today...but hopefully I can make time for you later this week.  Until then, check this out. That stupid bitch who sued her school because they didnt want to make her the sole valedictorian apparently copies more then Jayson Blair. Check out some of her work.  For those of you who haven't heard the story, here is a link (actually I cant find a current link.  Basically she was "handicapped" and didn't have to take gym classes that are weighted less then AP classes, so no other student could obtain the same GPA as her while taking gym classes.  It was mathematically impossible.  So she sued the school for even bringing the idea of co-valedictorians up and won 2.5 million)
I'm out
Game of the Day
Lego Basketball

I just watched Red Dragon and its a great movie.  But it got me to thinking.  Actually, I have been pondering this for a while, but I just decided to make it a poll last night.  I think about the following actors and wonder if they have ever made a bad movie.  People like Dinero, Norton, and Pacino.  So I made a poll to see who people think is the best actor.  And to keep it on the same playing field, Im limiting it to dramatic roles, none of that off the wall Jim Carey shit this time.  So do your duty and vote in the poll

Tomorrow I begin my summer classes, which looked like a good idea on paper.  Now that Im on the eve of another class, I realize that I have to wake up at 8, walk to the Univ. of Maryland campus, sit in class for 3 hours, walk back, go to work by 1, stay there until 10, come home, and either study or hang out with my girlfriend, sleep, rinse and repeat.   Luckily the class is complete bullshit, or else I'd be screwed.  Anyone wanna guess where the history of sports in America begins?  I'm guessing lacrosse.

I'm off to bed, but before I go:
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Garage Door Tennis: My high score is 4 (not anymore...its 15 now!)

First off...Pooch's Worlds own, Dan is graduating from high school today.  He's moving out, starting college and basically just kicking ass.  Everyone give it up for him and the rest of the class of 2003.  Man I'm getting old (but Im saving that for another update)   I wasn't planning on doing an update tonight/really really early this morning, but I came across something that just had to be discussed.  Apparently there are people there who want the entire history of the World to be PC.  It seems that not even book titles are safe.  And I'm not talking about books that are coming out now, Im talking about classics.  Here is the story for those of you who haven't heard.  Here is the cliffnote version of the story (can I say "Cliffnotes" because the entire friggen world may not know what that is)  Anyway, there are a few people out there who want to ban nearly every word in the dictionary.  Case in Point: The Old Man and the Sea.  Its a classic story about an old man and, well the sea.  Whats wrong with this you ask?   Its aegist and sexist.  And there are a few stupid fucks in Kansas who have never seen the ocean so they can not comprehend the "sea"  What??  Are you kidding me??   Do you expect teenage girls to protest the fact that the story isn't about them?  Can't the old people have something more than Matlock and depends?  And for real, who doesn't know what the sea is?  Just show the kids an episode of Baywatch before they read the book.  And if your kids aren't bright enough to figure out the concept of the ocean, maybe you got bigger problems on your hands then the title of a book.  Next thing you know "Moby Dick" will be "Big White Animal" because not all kids know what each animal is.  Except maybe a dog, all kids know what a dog is, so lets call the book "Moby Spot"  But since I love the people who visit my site, Im gonna give you a sneak peek of the future of writing.   Check it out:

Jesse loved Chris a lot.  They were best friends growing up, and s/he always thought that they would make a good couple.  One day Jesse went up to Chris and asked if they s/he would like to go to a movie.  Chris thought about it for a moment and decided that that a sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity would be a great idea.  So the two decided to meet up in front of the building that would provide a sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion.  Jesse bought the ticket for Chris, because it is polite to buy for your girlfriend/boyfriend or same sex partner.  The movie was funny.  After the movie, the two walked back to Chris' house where Jesse fell, hit his/her head on a 7 inch spike and slowly (and painfully) bled to death.
THE END

Like that pic of my mom on the front page?  Me too.

As you may know, today is Memorial Day.  A time to have a bar-b-que, throw back a cold one, and remember those who lost their lives protecting the freedoms we take for granted.  Since this is a website, I can't provide you with delicious burgers or beverages, I will just have to settle for rememberance and a look at what this world has come to.

I for one have relatives who have fought for this country and I am not one of those hippies who protest war because they dont like freedom and daily showers and stuff like that.  Back in the day we were a country of bad-asses.  Just look at Mel Gibson and Bobby Dinero.  They totally kick ass.  What do we have now?  That Haley Joel Osman kid and Urkel.  They aren't going to scare shit!   Thats why we have idiots running rampant in this country.  Everywhere you look someone is suing for something stupid and winning.   You got a girl suing because she isn't the only valedictorian, Some idiot trying to ban Oreos and people killing people and blame the Matrix.  Adios Mios.  (I think thats how its spelt, damn you Spanish)

Thats enough of a rant for me, go check out my new photos and...
The Game of the Week
The Immigration Game

Hey guys.  I just bought the new Live and Third Eye Blind CD's (can you guess where?) and Ill let you know how they are when I get back.  Did I say "Get Back"?  Thats right, Im going home for the weekend.  My cousin is going to Paraguay for a couple of years and another cousin just graduated from college, so we are gonna party...Ill be back Monday.   But until then, I have some movie reviews to add.  I had hoped to have lots more by now, but Im sorta kinda lazy.  And busy.  So check out The Matrix Reloaded and Identity

Game of the Day:
Its getting warmer out...go play some Dodgeball

P.S. Check out this kids dance

Man, when I planned on updating this site a lot, I never took into account how dirty my apartment/room was...or how much time I would spend playing video games.  (By the way, the Terps are in the NCAA Final Four in March Madness 2003 on EA sports)   I have some new stuff though, so dont worry.  First up is the Clip of the Week  This weeks is cool because its a College Park original.  Its Gellman's Birthday and his roommates celebrated by getting him a cupcake with a firecracker candle.  Then add into the fact that hes studying for his finals and you get a funny ass movie.

Great game...Guess the Dictator or Sitcom Star

Movie Reviews later this week.  Wait until you see what Danny said about The Matrix!

Game of the Day
Smashback

Miss me?  I figured.  I will warn you right now...it's gonna take me a few posts to get back in the groove, but I'll give it 110% to get back into "shape."  I do have a few things to tell you about today.  First of all is that I added some fun stuff to the server.   Before if you were to go to a page like poochsworld.com/girlongirlwrestling.html...you would get a page like this.   But that was a thing of the past.  Now if you go to PoochsWorld.com/girlongirlwrestling.html, you will get a super fun page like this this. Yeah, I thought that you'd like it.  Why is this important?  Well its not.  Just kidding.  This will give you the chance to tell me where my site is "broken" aka "where I messed up"  Hopefully this will allow me to get rid of a lot of dead links and stuff like that.

New Poll and I uped the lameness 125%.  

Anyone see The Matrix Reloaded yet?  Am I the only one who hasn't?

I'm gonna wrap up today's update...but coming this week Im gonna have a new Dumbass of the Week a new Movie Clip of the Week a rant about stupid lawsuits, and more Sea-Monkey talk then you can handle.

Before I forget...check this out its awesome!

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Virtual Sea-Monkeys

Sorry gang, but finals suck ass. I'll be back this weekend with lots of super fun stuff. I promise!

NEW POLL BITCHES!

Hey Boys and Girls.  I got a new update for ya, and there is a term for it that we use in the web developer world.   Its an update with a "Theme"

First up, remember that Peacher kid who has a column on this site?  (By the way, remind me to put that picture on a thong like I did with Hoss)  Well Peacher has a new update today after.   I'm sure you've missed him...but dont worry, Im sure he'll have more regular updates after the semester is over.

I have no say in watch Peacher recommends, but if I could recommend a group, it would definitely be Evanescence.  For my money, they are the best new group out there (way better then that 50 Cent fella) and everyone should buy (or illegally download) their album.   I'm sure you've heard their song on the radio.  Its the one that totally kicks ass and has a female lead singer who isn't Gwen Stefani.

Another group I've been told about is Hoss'little brothers (I gotta stop talking about Hoss, people are gonna think I'm gay) band, Garrison's Basement.  I've downloaded a few of their songs, and they aren't too bad.   But what I really like is how their logo is my initials.  I think it would make a pretty sweet tattoo.

Thats all for tonight...by the way, the last update got a really good response and I hope I can keep churning out decent updates more often over the summer.

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Slam Dunk Basketball
(How is it related to the update you ask? Well Garrisons Basement is from Virginia Tech and this is the only way they are going to see a basketball dunked)

University of Maryland students...where did we go wrong?  Is it just me or is everyone bitching about being offended all of a sudden?  It all started with Daniel J Friedmans cartoon where he said that protest girl was stupid for sitting in front a bulldozer.  The shit really hit the fan over that one.   But was she stupid?  HELL YEAH!!!  You would think that when an individual signed up to join a group like the International Solidarity Movement, that tacitly endorses Palestinian terrorism against Israeli civilians, and they had "how to sit in front of a bulldozer so it stops moving" training...I would personally turn around and leave.  Or I'd get a few friends and give all those pro-terrorism people wedgies.  Yeah, Im leaning towards the wedgie idea.

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.  Because a few weeks later we had this guy complaining about a Thug Party (last letter).   You know what Im talking about...a bunch of guys get together and wear bandanas and backward jerseys while standing around a keg.  There isn't anything wrong with that, right?   WRONG!!!  When a white guy wears clothes that rappers wear, that makes him a racist.  I bet you didn't know that, did ya?  DID YA??   Exactly.  

But surely it can't get any worse, can it?  Why yes it can!  Now we have this anonymous group going around pasting up fliers to their website (Im not going to give them the pleasure of linking it) where they link all of the funniest cartoons they can find.  WHY?  Well take a look for yourself at some of the funnier ones.  Here is a comic where a group of virgins try to get girls.  Damn him for making fun of virgins like that!  Oh wait, they think its degrading to women.  Heres a strip that apparently mocks rape.  Another quality cartoon is apparently offensive to catholics because they say "We're running for the SGA, not the Pope".  Thanks for the insight...I wasn't offended before, but you better believe that mention of the pope in a comic strip offends the hell out of me!

"Well thats about all I have for now."  This is what I would have said if I had time to write this last week, but then some jackass got offended because one of the humor editorials said something about the Mayor and how he was trying to secure the "white trash" vote.  OMG!!!  THEY SAID "WHITE TRASH"?  I am shocked and appalled.  

When the hell did this place turn into P.C.U.?  You haven't seen P.C.U.?  Well go rent it and watch it...I'll wait.



Done?  Pretty good, wasn't it?  See the comparisons?  Its like if you open your mouth you're gonna offend someone.  The only thing is place is missing is George Clinton bringing the funk.  Wait a second...he was here last night.  I don't really know if I can open the eyes of the other 30,000 students and make them realize that they are students and people in the real world don't have time to protest the war or the treatment of the sheep  But dammit Im gonna try.  Look for me carrying a water gun and shooting it at stupid people.   You will recognize them by the fact that they are wetter then the average person.

Im all ranted out...
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Sheep Herder (see the connection? Im slick)

New Clip of the Week today.  But I gotta run.   George Clinton is here and the funk dont wait for anyone one.

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Acno's Energizer

Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated too much lately.  Here is some advice to all of you college students: GO TO CLASS!   The last time I went to my Diff Eq class I left early because it was the first day of the NCAA tournament and I wanted to see who won.  DAMN THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!  So just for the hell of it, I went Tuesday to see what was going on, when the professor said that the second exam was going to be on Thursday....and thats when he stopped, no date following the Thursday.  So I have been studying Diff Eq for the past 2 days straight.  But the test is over and Im ready to go.

First up, I got a shout out on Cult of Darian.com (4/29/03) which is cool because its located in California, so that allows me to Take Over the Country from the other side of the Pacific.  I rock.

I have a new AIM Convo to add today.  Its from Hoss and he did a bunch of stuff that you would expect to see in a cartoon.  Check out the convo.

Im gonna start something new today, called Game of the Day and because of Hoss, todays Game of the Day is Save the Goldfish

"If You're Close Enough to Read This... You Now Have Sars"  (by the way, if you have Sars, the cure is Sprite, Cambells Chicken Noodle Soup and DayQuil.)

This Kid is still cracking me up!

This Kid is one guy I hope never has kids!

Thats all I have to say tonight, go play some games

OMG!  I can not believe they actually did it.  I think I deserve some sort of royalty for this.

Today was Maryland Day and I checked out the Comcast Center to get some autographed basketballs.  I got the basketball signed, along with some cool photos of the Comcast Center.  And I learned that our basketball team is full of cocky kids.  They didn't even acknowledge my existance.  And its not like they were signing for an hour and sick of it, I WAS THE FIRST PERSON IN LINE!  Its just a damned shame that the basketball team doesn't give as much back to the fans as the other sports

Clip of the Week anyone?

Shelfball - As seen in the ESPN commercials. Without sports, a shelf is just a shelf

For those of you who don't watch the news, or don't live in Maryland, 2 People were shot at the University of Maryland today.  I don't really have any information besides what I've read online and seen out my window.  In case you dont know me, I can see the crime scene from my porch.   Hopefully the suspects have been caught and are downtown somewhere, and the victims make a strong recovery.  Its a shame that this had to happen, especially the day before Maryland Day (something the University of Maryland takes great pride in.  I'll update later if I find anything else out.  But as of now, all I know is that there are two victims and it happened around 1pm today.

Here is another link from NewsChannel8.com

More updates (2:30pm): This happened on the third level of the garage. The man walked up to the woman, shot her, turned the gun on himself and shot himself. She was 28 years old and this happened around 12:30pm.
Washington Post
WTOP News

Don't worry, I wouldn't let one or two nitwits ruin the fun for everyone.
But in all seriousness, I have gotten a few IMs from the kid to the right.  His screen name has sk8 in it, or every other letter was capitalized, you know what I mean and he told me to delete my site (but he didn't spell half of the words right)  I know I shouldn't even acknowledge their existance, but I ran out of stuff to talk about.  If you think my site is the worst thing on the internet, just E-mail me to let me know.  And if thats not enough, your mom is fat.

Remember that Dumbass of the Week thing I have?  Well I actually updated it today!  Why the special treatment?  I do not know.

Buddy Zoo has confirmed what I have always thought, there are only 230 people in the world more popular then me.

Like the Simpsons?? Here are reason for 82.19% of the year (81.19% if its a leap year)

No Clip of the week this week, Im saving it for a great one this weekend!

Thats it...later gang
The Forum is just waiting for you to post something

How was everyones Easter?  Between Best Buy, driving and Family, I haven't had any time to update the site, but Im sure you were too busy eating jelly beans to check it out.  To be quite honest, I dont have a whole lot, just a new lame store.  I also have a few new links to throw your way until I get a good update together.

A few of these are driving me crazy
Make Pool more interesting
This dude loves his gum
Its getting hot outside, buy a T-Shirt
Everyone is protesting these days
Now go outside and get some fresh air

Im still kinda busy (even though Im done with my exams this week, but I just have one thing to say:

Danny (I mean "Dan") is going to prom!!!!!!!!1

Lets just start things off by saying its 10 am on Sunday, and I should be asleep...but Best Buy is against me sleeping in.   Luckily for me, I get to go back there in a few hours, destroying all hopes I have for a nap.  Bad for me...lucky for you.  Cause now I get a chance to update this POS site.  So whats new?  Not much...just a NEW POLL!  Whats the new poll about?  You will just have to wait and see because its going to be the topic of my rant in a minute.  

Did I say a minute?  Cause I meant now.  50 Cent has to be stopped.  Imagine the incredible Hulk, whose black.  Picture how big and crazy he is (without the use of anabolic steroids!  Way to go Hulk!)  Well that is 50 Cent right now.  Maybe not physically, but in theory, thats how big he is.  You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is currently listening to his cd.  And thats not to say it isn't good because that cd has at least 4 really good singles on it, which is pretty impressive.  But dude...you need to chill!  You know its a bad sign when your #1 single has been remixed THREE TIMES and one of those was done by the Destinys Child chick (you try spelling her name while sleep deprived), which shouldn't even have her name on it because all she did was take the 50 Cent track, "rap" 3-4 verses herself and then sing backup to 50 on the chorus.   That makes P.Diddy look like a respectable artist (ok, maybe Im pushing it)  Basically the point Im trying to get across is this.  50, I know you're out there, and if you read this...just back off for a month.  Let the heat from "In Da Club" die down and release a new single.  Its all about supply and demand.  If you dont leave the people wanting more, you're gonna burn out, and if you get shot 100 more times, it wont get your ass back into the spotlight.   Because the way I see things going for you know, Im picturing 50 Cent lunchboxes, video games, action figures, and my favorite, cereal (Which I would call "Frosted 50 Cents")  Basically just take all of the Sponge Bob Square Pants merchandise and putting a 50 Cent sticker on top.  (I would like to apologize for my lack of photoshop skills, a more respectable website would have made a cereal pox featuring 50 Cent on it, but I suck.  If you want to make a picture and send it to me, I would love you...but not in a gay way)

The other day I was looking for a link to show someone...which link you ask?  Why this one.   So I searched around the old news and I noticed that before my updates were totally awesome...and now they kinda suck.  I would like to apologize (damn, two apologies in one update) for sucking and I will try to do better in the future.  I know people like the movies and thats cool, but my favorite part has always been the updates and the stupid features I add.  Hopefully this 50 Cent rant will be a step in the right direction.  And it can't hurt me with bringing people to the site.  As you know, its the #2 keyword on google (#1 of course being "Asian Lesbian Gangbang."  Don't know what that is?  Ask your parents)

One last thing...the Clip of the week is just that...the clip of the week.  I get IM's from people wondering where Chin 1 or Bush stuttering is and they are gone.  Like I've said before, Im poor and cant keep stuff up on the site too long.  If you want to see the movies, I still have many of them on my computer and if you are nice (and arent using AOL) Ill send them to you.

And away we go!  Today is Friday and you know what that means...MOVIES!!!  

First up is one of the funniest movies I've seen.  (way funnier then ghost ship...what was supposed to be a joke, right?)   I dont want to give too much of the plot away, so go and check out the parlor.  

Remember the guys from Outer Aspects?  Well they threw together a new movie called Geek Fights (you know, sorta like Bum Fights minus the booze in a paperbag)

Roy Williams does NOT want to be asked about the UNC job.  Trust me.

There is a new Clip of the Week which was features a few years ago on the site, but since traffic is booming, I decided to put it up again.  So here you go, Best Friend Wuss

Last but not least, Electrical Engineers Rule (but not as much as mechanical engineers!)

Time for the quickest update ever!  Congrats to Brody for winning the second annual Poochs World NCAA Tourney Pool.  You correctly chose Syracuse to go all the way and you will be rewarded a Pooch's World Shotglass.  (Dont get the impression that Brody knows anything about basketball...He just thinks the word "Syracuse" sounds funny)

Is the world coming to an end?  HM would like you to think so with the photos he found.  Actually, thats just his story...the actual photos are here

Like guys dancing in their underwear?  Specifically the one from the K-Mart commercials?  Then you are going to LOVE THIS!

Are you from Alaska?  How about some other fun state?

Do you have your own website with original funny movies like Outer Aspects?  Just IM me and we'll work something out.  Just look at the Outer Aspect guys...they are now 48% cooler since they've been featured on Poochs World.   The same could happen for you.  And if you are broke and want to make $50 a month on your site?  Then T-Shirth Hell is for you.  They give you $4 per shirt you sell!!!!

ok...I finished that in about one minute and 25 seconds.  Later

Hello Boys and Girls.  Hows everyone doing?  Enjoying the crazy snow weather?

Easter is upon us, and for some its one of the greatest holidays ever.  Obviously it cant hold a candle to Christmas...but it sure beats the hell out of Earth Day.  And why does it kick so much holiday ass?   I know you are thinking about the Easter Bunny, Easter eggs, Easter baskets and anything else that has the word "Easter" in front of it...but you would be wrong.  The single thing that makes Easter far superior is the Cadbury Creme Egg.   (Que exciting background music!)  I believe it was comedian Dane Cook who said that he had a friend who thought the eggs were too big.  TOO BIG!  Personally, I would like a Cadbury Creme Egg the size of my fist.  Dane Cook wants one that he has to punch open and stick his head in to get to the creme...but I think thats a little too big, even for me.   And in the years since I've been a little kid, the Cadbury eggs have come out with new flavors!  Now there is Chocolate, Caramel and more (although they could never top the classic "yolk" center...what is that stuff anyway?  And how do they make the yolk yellow?)   Back in high school when I worked at the grocery store...some fool thought it would be a good idea to put the Cadbury egg display between my department and the back room.  Needless to say, I passed the display about 40 times a day, and Cadbury didnt make any profit off our store that year.  (What I like to call the "Green Apron Discount."  So what are you waiting for?  Go out and buy some candy biatch!

WAIT!!!  I have a few things to say before you are dismissed.

This is quite possibly the Worst Song EVER!  What am I saying?   This is DEFINITELY the Worst Song EVER!  I have listened to hundreds of horrible songs in my lifetime...but this take the cake.  (Dont listen to more then 15-20 seconds a time...and if you do, thank Sirhc and may God have mercy on your soul.)  And if you listen to it and for some reason do like it...jump off a bridge.

You saw the new Andy Milonakis video right???  Go Git Your Waffle On!
PROUD to be an American!

Just got one thing for you...Andy on Spring Break! (ok, I lied earlier...now it works)

PS...its daylight savings time. Turn your clocks an hour ahead!

Hey everyone.  I know what you all want, a new clip of the week.  I had a few to choose from this week, but I found one today that was way better then everything I have seen yet.  Go see Britney call someone a Mother F*cker.  Thats all I really have right now.   Im kinda busy this week with school and Best Buy.  Yay!  But heres some stuff to keep you busy...

I love watching these Kittens sing"
Vote in the poll
Hoss doesnt like Baltimore...and heres why

What a Beautiful Day!

On with the update!  Traffic is dying down.  I guess the Superbowl is Gay craze couldnt last forever.  But thats cool cause now people are here for my stuff...not some kid with a guitar.  Today I have a new very important poll which serves a bigger role then what may appear on the surface.  Im going to figure out what percentage of the population is mentally retarded.  So far it doesnt look good for the population.  I briefly mentioned last time that there was a new SoundBytes brought to you by Peacher.  Now that I work at Best Buy, Ive actually heard of all of these weird rap acts.  Go Me!  

Thats really all I have for today.  Its a beautiful day.  Go Buy a T-Shirt and then Fly a Paper Airplane

Well its over...Spring break ended at 8am this morning when I had to sit through my Electronics class.  And I got to thinking about MTV's Spring Break and how much I loved it when I was a kid.  That was back in the day with Ed Lover and Dr. Dre (not the rapper) on Fame or Shame, the spring break talent show.  With Jerry Springer and all the crazy stuff that went along with it.   They also had incredible live performances with Eminem, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock and Bush.  And best of all...PAULY SHORE!  But then I watched some of it this year and I didnt believe the crap MTV is showing on the air.  Not only did they relive the torture that is American Idol down there, but they also had this show called "Burned" where three girls had guys hit on them...and then tricked them into coming to some all girl party where they "burned" them in front of everyone.  The only bad part was that none of the guys really did anything wrong, and I really doubt getting "burned" is going to hurt his game during spring break.  And then of course they have their "best of past spring break" shows.  Not show...but shows.  Plural.  As if spring break isnt the gold mine of all things television, you have to show repeats?  On the bright side...they had Pauly Shore!  Were the Spring Break shows this bad last year?  Luckily for me, I was in Montreal for Spring Break watching King of the Hill in French.

Now if you will excuse me...I have some fluids homework to do.

West Virginia has finally gotten a computer!

Think I Can Sell a T-Shirt by Midnight??

Almost forgot!!!! NEW SOUNDBYTES TODAY

Hey gang.  I dont have time for an update (College Basketball starts in an hour...but I have a few things to tell you about.   Most important are the movie updates.  The Clip of the Week features the President giving a rousing speech.  And I have a video of Drew Nicholas' Buzzer Beater against UNCW  Ill have more later...Peace

Buy a T-Shirt

Hey gang.  I dont want to get overly politcally or anything like that, but one of my "fans" (I still find that weird) is in the military and told me that he emailed a few people over in the middle east and told them about my site.  So I just want to let those individuals know that everyone over here is supporting you, and waiting for this whole thing to be over.  Make us proud!!

First and foremost today, I have a new movie today.  I think Im starting to spoil everyone with the amount of stuff Im putting up lately, but this is really good stuff.  Its from the guys at Outer Aspects and its called Razor Clown.  I personally think its way better then the Superbowl is gay video (it may not be as silly as that video, but its definitely put together a lot better)  I understand that the Razor Clown movie is kinda long, so if you dont want to wait for it to load, just right click and save the link on the bottom of the page.  And by all means, if you like what you see, head over to Outer Aspects and check out their other stuff.

And by the way, if you have something that you think the world would like to see...E-Mail me and let me know what you think would look good on the site.

The Dumbass of the week has been updated, and I have a fairly new poll on the best sporting championship.

Does anyone in West Virginia have a computer?  Because according to my Taking Over America Page they dont.

Best Computer Game Ever?

Best Last second shot ever?  (Just so you know, thats my new voicemail message)

Most Random Update Ever?

Hey everyone.  Hows your bracket looking?   Personally, Im in the top 90th percentile out of everyone who filled out brackets this year which I think is pretty damned good.  And we've got Bossman, Aaron and Will all tied for first in the Poochs World group.  But its still early and anything can happen.  Who knows, maybe my coin flip bracket could find its way out of last place and win the whole thing.  

Today is Friday and you know what that means...NEW MOVIES!!!  This weeks movie is a tale of a man who told a cop to "fuck off" and the ensuing beat down.  Look for it at the Oscars this year.

I have more basketball to watch...so Ill talk to you later.

Moogie the pig on PTI??  Whats the World coming too?

War is upon us.  Saddam has about 5 hours to hit the bricks and if you are not a complete moron, you know its not gonna happen.  So this leaves us with the "war" with Iraq.  It also leaves Saddam with about 4-5 months left to live.  Hopefully he will spend that time picking out a kick ass beret to be buried in cause Uncle Sam is gonna break his foot off in Saddams ass!  Help celebrate this holiday with the Saddam T-Shirt.  These shirts are the most popular out of all of the ones on T-Shirt Hell (at least as far as my sales have gone...Ive sold 2 more of them then any of the others)  So be cool and buy the shirt!

New Poll today on sporting championships.  I noticed that a lot of people leave comments on the poll that have absolutely nothing to do with the current poll.  If you want to talk about random stuff like that...thats fine, but I set up the Guest Room for such conversations.  Just dont fill in a username or password when you try to post something and you'll be fine.

Finally I added a new Feature to the site called Poochs World - Taking Over America.  As you may or may not know, Ive gotten IMs from all over the country, and its about time to put them in some sort of list (at least one that people online can see)

PS...my neck is feeling better, thanks to everyone who wished me well.  Thanks!  And I heard that "Pooch" over in Spain has a messed up back too...so there has to be some sort of connection...there just has to be.

Happy St. Patties Day!  I hope everyone is getting luckier then I am today.  I just now pulled something in my back, and I am in terrible pain.  Yay!  Needless to say, this update will be short and to the point.  First and most important...the brackets have been announced and you have till Thursday to fill out your brackets.  Ouch my back hurts.  But Im gonna work through the pain.  Where was I?  Oh yeah, the brackets.  Like I said, you have till Thursday to fill it out and prove you know more then me.  But just because I know that there is no way to predict whats going to happen, I filled out two brackets.  One I took my time and analyzed the teams, and the other one I simply flipped a coin.  And I would like to add that the coin flip bracket looks pretty good.   In fact, I screwed up my technique on one of the regions on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th...etc rounds and when I went back to redo it, the first round came out exactly the same.   I think its a sign.

Shout outs go over seas today to Adam Pucciarelli aka Pooch who is over seas waiting to mess up some terrorists.  To answer Adams question, I probably wont get any shotglasses that spell out "Pooch's World."  Unless of course I can sell the boxes of PW Shotglasses that are sitting in my room as we speak.  Thats all for now...Im gonna go stretch or something.  later

Thats right...they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Hello boys and girls.  Its here...March Madness.   And although it technically kicked off a few days ago, with the ACC tourney upon us...its official.   Im not gonna lie to you...I think Maryland is gonna take the ACC championship, but what do I know.   Im still getting IMs from people, but nothing was better then an IM I got from Ben in Cali, he writes:

lamborghini453: hey, i visited your site and i just wanted to let you know: You make america what it is today, great! keep up the good work

Ok, as promised, I updated the Terrorism Survival Guide not to mention a few new things.   First up, I noticed that a lot of people post random stuff on the poll section which is fine, but thats not really what its for.   So I set up a section on the Message Board that allows anyone to post, even people who arent registered.  So if you want to post some random stuff, go right ahead.  Post Without Registering!!!!!

If you notice the date, we are two weeks into March (well almost) which means that March Madness is upon us.  If you were around last year, you know we had a Poochs World Bracket Tourney.  Lindsey edged out a victory over Steve...but can she do it again?   If you would like to participate, head over to the March Madness Page.  I may even have something for the winner.  So check it out.   I will post a reminder when the bracket is announced next week.

Finally, I started looking at what states my "fans" are from, and if anyone is from New Hampshire, West Virginia, Georgia or anywhere out west, I would love to hear from you.   And if I could clear up any confusion, I mean these three states (actually two, cause I talked to someone from Atlanta earlier) or any states out west (like Nevada or Idaho or Nebraska). So please IM me

Thats it for now...Ill have more this weekend

I know the majority of you come here looking for some super happy fun... but I have to discuss something kinda sad right now.  Yesterday at 2:50 my fish Tyler passed om.  He was very sick, and I pulled the plug before he suffered too much.  Yesterday I put his tank next to the window for a hospice like setting and I even had Conn lead the little guy his last rights.  Hopefully he is looking down and smiling because Duke lost yesterday.  I sure hope so.

I also have a little business to take care of.  Last time I mentioned getting an IM from a 13 year old named SktborderY2L   I have to apologize because it turns out hes not 13, but rather just immature.  I know I told you to IM me and tell me what you think of the site, but if you are going to waste your time to tell me I suck, here are a few things to keep in mind.

1. Try to spell at least one word in a sentence correctly
2. Saying "Ur Fucking gay" makes you sound like an idiot.  I obviously have a girlfriend, and even if I was gay, why is that a bad thing?  Would you like me throwing racial slurs in your direction?
3. Im in college, but Im here for engineering, not web design.  Maybe your website is better then mine, but I code everything by hand, which is more then I can say for about 98% of the webdesigners out there.  I could go out and use programs to get all kinds of bells and whistles...but Id rather have content instead of flashy looks.  
4. Say what you'd like...but it doesnt look all that bad.  Sure the designs simple, but I've been working on this for a while, and I like the way it looks.

Like Jay-Z said...life is all about Guns and Roses.

So first things first...MAJOR update today.  Why you ask?   Because the University of Marylands Network kept me off of my server for pretty much the entire week and I gotta make up for it.  First up, Dan has returned with some more Movie Reviews.  So check them out because otherwise you wont know which movies to see.

I also added some new features to the site including a new section full of Funny AIM conversations (including one special one that Ill get to later)

The other day there was a nationwide walkout at college Universities.  I thought it was incredibly stupid.  College kids cutting class because that will obviously change the way this country will see a possible war.  I had a 45 minute break, and decided to check it out.  I didnt bring my camera, but luckily another "Terrapin Gone Wild" got some great photos of those dirty hippies.  Check out the 360 degree photo.  One of the highlights for me was the George W. Bush impersonator.   I think he could actually take the place of the guy who plays him on SNL.  But the whole cutting class for peace idea is idiotic...which is why I thought of something better.  Working at Best Buy had provided the opportunity to help people find DVD's that they are looking for.  But what happens if they cant find them?   What if no one can find the DVD they are looking for?  Then Bush will have to call off the war...there is no other option.  Taking that information into account, Ive decided to put DVDs in the wrong place from now until the war is called off.  It might take weeks or months but Im gonna stick to my guns and get this war ended.

And now for the real reason people come to this site...the Movies!   Until I get more money (see the paypal button above) I dont have enough space to keep multiple movies on this site.  So until I make enough $$, I decided to do a clip of the week sorta thing.  And since some college kids asked for it...check out Chin1.  

And for the real reason why people that know me visit the site...PHOTOS!!!!!!!   Huge photo update this week including pictures from the Maryland Basketball Senior Night and from Tracy's Birthday Party.  (I will apologize now for the lack of photos...I went to the basketball game with 2 dead batteries...I know, Im an idiot. But that is a photo of Raven Coach, Brian Billick)

Im still getting loads of instant messages but last night I got a very special one.  It was from a disgruntled teenager named SktborderY2L who really dislikes my site (not to mention correct grammer).  His rant was so utterly ridiculous I put it in the AIM section I mentioned earlier.  Luckily for me, I also got close to 100 IMs in the past week from people who love my site...so one stupid kid did little to hurt my feelings.

A few things I would like to add:
1) I know the kids are from Korea
2) I know the quote from the fan in the last update was from "Deep Thoughts"
3) I know a bunch of stuff about Andy including the fact that he was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show

Last thing I would like to add is if you have your own website and are looking for some ways to make a quick buck, check out the Affiliates Page

AND IM SPENT!  talk to you later...why not on the Message Board!?

Dont know what an "Uncle Face Burger" is?  Then head over to this weeks poll  

As has been the trend, Ive gotten many many many IMs from people (which I enjoy by the way) but no comment has been better then Lindsays from Virginia.  She IMed me yesterday and left this:

LindzM: I think that you should carry a soldering iron of justice and then be like bam! and then if somone laughs at u then be like yes this is a soldering iron.......the soldering iron of justice and then they will be really quiet and ashamed because they just insulteed the soldering iron of justice

Thats it...I quit!  When I started years ago my single goal was be compared to an STD...and now Ive reached the pinnacle.  Where do I go from here?  Im not exactly sure...but I will think of something.

Bueller...Bueller...Bueller....Bueller?
In case you didnt figure it out, Im watching Ferris Buellers Day Off right now...TNN is having a marathon which I thought was reserved for A Christmas Story during christmas.  But since I have seen every single part of this movie at least 20 times, but never in order...Im gonna sit down and watch the whole thing straight through.

But before I get to watching that, I have some stuff to update.  First of all, there is the Dumbass of the Week  I actually havent updated it in a while, so its like the dumbass of the past 3 weeks.   I also have a lot going on with the message board which is exciting to me.

I guess I should mention now that I have some sort of huge problem with my server. I dont know if its superbowl related or not, but I cant access my server from my computer.  Hopefully it wont mess up the site for all of you viewing it, but its gonna make it hard to update if I cant get it fixed.

Ive talked to sooooo many people in the past week its been nuts.  If you ignore all of the psychos its been a pretty positive experience.   I really make an effort to talk to every single person who IMs me...so IM me  Ive talked to people in 10-15 different states, UMD graduates, Jamaican residents (they dont like red stripe) and shit load of UMass kids!  So what are you waiting for?   IM me

Thats all for right now...I gotta cut it short because Im sending this to my brother (the movie review guy) and he needs to get it uploaded before my dad busts a nerve and flips out on him.  (Ive never seen a 50 year old so obsessed with AOL)  So in closing, I would like to quote Ferris because I have been watching him all day   "Life moves pretty fast...if you dont stop to look around once in a while, you might miss it"

If anyone knows which movie had the line "So do you like your chili with or without Oreos" could you please IM me and let me know (I really am shameless)

Have the last 24 hours been nuts or what.  I have gotten IMs from all over the East Coast.   Mostly from people who like gay things or singing naked asians (oh, and there is the one kid who wants me to "get aids and die fag")  But other then that its been a very positive response.   Which is great for me because when I started this dump 2 and a half years ago (wow, has it been that long?) I wanted a lot of people to see my work because well, if no one sees it, why should I do it.  With that said, I would like to give out a few shout outs.   First of all, happy 20th birthday Devon from UMF in Maine!  Sorry it isnt your birthday, but hello to Lindsey and CJ from Florida and Renaud whose from Bel Air/York (which I know is a lethal combination)  Ive talked to a few other people from NJ and etc, but either didn't get their name or where they live.  But I love coming back to my computer with "Hey Pooch...your site fucking rocks"   its a great feeling and I hope to get some more IMs tonight.  So dont be shy and IM me  Or if thats not your style, you can always drop me a line via Email  My email address is Greg@PoochsWorld.com   So I hope to hear from a lot of you tonight.   So what does the #2 stunna have for you today (the nickname still hasn't caught on like I hoped)?  Well first of all, my man Peacher is back with a new edition of Soundbytes.  Never checked out Soundbytes before?  Well then you dont know what you are missing.  This weeks column is pretty damned good with a lot of artists who are selling a lot of CDs (I know this because I work at Best Buy) with the exception of Wayne Wonder whose CD comes out March 4th (thats the Best Buy in me again).   Ive also got a new poll up and running.  Its about snow because basically everything is based on snow right now.   Its dictating my life.  

I also want to reiterate some of the old favorites.  From what Ive heard, people seem to enjoy the movies I've put up not to mention my Terrorism Survival Guide and last but not least my monkey collection.   But it doesn't stop there.  I also have a forum  Do you like the Super Bowl Being gay?  Well discuss it HERE!!!! Thats all for now...later boys and girls

Parties this weekend = Photos Next Week!

I wish I had a sportscenter announcer here to help with the color commentary cause right now Im on a roll (see, if Stewert Scott were here he would have mentioned something about me being butter)   I am happy to tell you that Poochs World got over 300 hits yesterday!  You dont seem too impressed.  Well let me put it this way, I usually get somewhere around 200-400 hits a week.  Those 300 hits topped my previous days best of 170 or something like that.  And its all thanks to the fact that the superbowl likes the caahck.   Now if you know me, you know I am not your average fool.  I know now what the people want, and I am here to deliver...so I added a new movies section with one of my favorite movies Chin 2.  I probably wont add too many movies because Im only gonna throw up the best of the best (not to mention that Im working with limited space over here)  I also have noticed that I am getting a lot of new visitors to the site.  Hey newbies.  Take a look around the site and if you get a chance IM me just to say hi.  I got an IM from Brandon last night, and I would like to give a shout out to him and the students at Kansas University.   I have homework to do now, so Ill update everything else tomorrow (maybe)

Well folks, mark your calendars because today is a historic day for Pooch's World.  If you will scroll down to the bottom of the page, you will notice the counter shows that I have over 20,000 hits.  That may not seem a lot to you, Mr. Superstar webpage designer...but its a lot to me!  So I had something special planned to celebrate.  I found a match.com profile of my rommate which was hil-ar-ious!  I couldn't stop laughing.  It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.  But then, he took it down, like the bitch that he is, before I could save it.  But I will always have the memories.  ahhhh the memories.  hahaha

So I've thrown together some together to replace the profile (as if there is a replacement for something that incriminating).   First up is Andy Milonakis with his music video The Superbowl is Gay  Im telling you that this kid is the next American Idol...and his song spreads an important message.  Everything, including vacuum cleaners and orange juice is gay.

Rhode Island is in the news again.  It might surprise you that this is only the 3rd time in the states history to make a national headline.   The first two times were when it officially became a state and when they got their own quarter.  Unfortunently this time wasn't positive.   It really is a shame that something terrible like this had to happen, but hopefully measures will be taken to make clubs safer.

Keeping with the current theme of death and distruction, it came to my attention today that I should keep my eye out for terrorists within my apartment complex.   Apparently Osama's train of thought was "World Trade Center, Pentagon, White House and University Courtyards"  But its better to be safe then sorry, so with the help of www.ready.gov I put together a page with your basic survial tips.   These photos are actually from the official govt site, so you can imagine how worthless their site will be.  Its like the whole country is going down in an airplane, and all we have are their little booklets.  But if you really want to survive, check out my survival page

I mentioned this last time, but Couronne is the greatest online computer game EVER!!!

Thanks again for the 20,000 hits.  Especially everyone in Virginia and PA.  Oh, and from now on, call me the #2 Stunna...ok?

It has come to my attention that the video of the girls dancing on the tables while I threw money at them was too funny and therefore I had to take it down.   So to kill some time, I added some new movie reviews  So enjoy those.   Tomorrow is another snow day, so hopefully I will think of something fun to add between now and then.   Until then, stay dry and have fun.

Suffering from cabin fever? play with legos
BAAAAAAA
If you can find someone who doesnt want to cyber, its an awesome game!

What happens when you've been trapped in your apartment for three days?   Well I can tell you one thing, it sure as hell aint pretty.  Take a look and see what happens when everyone gets cabin fever.  Trust me...this is one of the greatest things to ever grace poochsworld in the history of poochsworld...you dont want to miss it.  

There has been some other stuff going on in the past few days...Maryland beat the hell out of Wake Forest to take over the lead in the ACC and I shoveled my car out of the snow.  What...what an exciting guy I am.  But if you will excuse me, my feet are wet.

So we have a few feet of snow outside and I felt it was time for an update.  Actually I thought it was time for an update Friday Night.  I was thinking to myself Friday "If Saddam decides to attack us on Valentines day when we are all out to dinner with our loved ones, the last thing my website would say, my legacy if you will, was 'Look at Hoss' face on this pair of underwear'"   Well Ill be damned if Im going out like that.  So...Look at my monkeys

Now thats how you leave your legacy.

And remember kids, Dont Drink and Drive

Love is in the air.  Thats right, its valentines day.  Right now, as we speak there are millions of people flooding to the grocery stores to pick up the last minute flowers and cards (trust me, I just got back from trying to do my weekly shopping.)  But say you arent in that position.  Say your girlfriend is away for valentines day and you still have time to get her a present.  Well I have the best gift for your loved one on the Pooch's World Store  And trust me, if she doesnt love the picture of Hoss on her crotch, she will love the one of Artin and Josh on her butt.  

Did you vote in the poll yet?  I was right...everyone is sick!

And now for my valentines day gift to you.  I have two sets of photos for you.   One is of the 80's Party and the other is of our party which resulted in people putting holes in their skin in my kitchen.  If you have never seen anyone pierced in my kitchen, then boy are you in for a treat!

Two quick shout outs:
Happy 18th Birthday Dan.  Thats right...he was born on Valentines Day.
Happy Valentines Day Lindsey...I love you!

If you're like me, you have a cold right now.  And it just so happens that right now our country is at a "high" terrorist alert.  This brings me to one conclusion...SADDAM IS BEHIND IT!  Think about it...Saddam is goofing around with chemical weapons and everyone I know is sick.  (which is no excuse to ignore your website, I know)  The real problem is what do we do about it?  I cant think of a damned thing.  I think we are screwed.  Unless we bomb the hell out of Iraq there is gonna be a whole lot of runny noses on this side of the Atlantic.  Just to help me with my theory, head over to the poll

This just in from Lekker...ATTENTION ALL MARYLAND STUDENTS

monday at lupo's there will be a $3 cover. dollar rails. believe it not you'll be drinking for a good cause! all the door profits will go to research for MDA (you know, muscular dystrophy). all you need is any id that says you're 21. It could be the worse id ever but it doesn't matter cause my roommate is working the door. Basically we're drinking for a good cause. Who would've thought that would ever happen. Call me if you have any questions 301-503-5528

Hey Hey.  Whats up gang?  Im over here sitting at my computer working on some new stuff for you.   I got a lot of new stuff, but while I work on all of that, take a look at this article.  BRB!

Ok, so I got the new dumbass of the week up.   Ill give you three guess' as to who won it this week.  Here is a clue: The Colts.  There, you should only need one guess.   Im also going to get Dan's new section up.  Its going to be more in depth and as soon as we get things organized, Ill put it up for the world to see.  I got an email yesterday from a frat guy who was offended by one of the pages on my site.   And it got me to thinking.  "You know...I dont get a lot of emails from pissed off people...but when I do they sound like complete idiots!   I should put them on the site."  So I did.  Go check out the hate mail section

This Just In: Steve is STD Free!!

First and foremost it has come to my attention that people at Slippery Rock University are taking notice of my site (and by people, I mean at least 2).  I think this is pretty huge because I dont have the damndest (is that a word) how they even heard of my site, but Im glad to have them aboard.  So all of you up north buried in feet of snow, GO ROCKS!

The Terps took over the lead in the ACC last night beating out the Wolfpack.  GO TERPS!

I hope everyones first week of school is going well, Im still exhausted, and I only had 3 days of class.  Its gonna be a long long long semester.  But on the plus side there was a story of students who cheated on their accounting final because they would have their friends text message them during the exam with the answers.  (For some reason the professor put them up during the last 20 minutes of class)   They got busted when the professor put the wrong answers up on the class website.  There are some idiots out there who thought that it was entrapment, I on the other hand thought it was great, and expressed my views in the Diamondback.   Im sorry if it sucks.

Thats about all for now...only one more week till the party.  If you want to be in the photos section and/or want a shotglass, drop by.  IM me for more info.

OOPS!!!  I almost forgot that my brother, Dan, has something new and totally fabulous planned for the site.   It will blow 94% of the site out of the water...trust me

And finally, DONT STOP, BELIEVIN'

Anyone catch this thing called the superbowl last night?  It wasnt too bad...I think it will really catch on in a couple years.  Its really a shame the Raiders had to throw those two passes away at the end, because for about 3-4 minutes, I thought I was watching Superbowl history.  But it wasn't meant to be.  Personally, I would like to apologize to the Oakland Raiders because it was my fault they lost last night.  How?  Well let me explain.   There is this little game called "Madden 2003" on Playstation.  Last year when it was 2002, my team was the Rams.   They were the only team I played with and so on.  Well last year the Rams were the favorites in the Superbowl and the Patriots knocked them off at the very end.  The Rams were still my team this year until I got fired (I still dont know how you fire someone with a winning record, this isn't hockey) and I decided to go with the Raiders instead.  Now do you see where Im going with this?   Im doing just fine with the Raiders in the game, but I feel as though my Madden teams are cursed in the big game.  Sorry guys.

Tomorrow is the first day of school.  And I want to shoot myself (not really)  Last semesters schedule was so sweet, and this years is gonna blow ass...serious ass!  You know what the beginning of the school year needs?  A good party!  Check back for more information...or just ask me.

Peacher is back with a new list of hot songs and I should get to work on downloading them.   After all, I've been busy downloading Elvis and crappy Doo Wop bands for my winter class (which I aced by the way).

Now for some links
An explanation of this weeks dumbass of the week
You mean your cats cant sing and play the drums?
Not your parents marble game

Long time, no talk...how is everyone today?  I finished my winter class yesterday and Im 99% sure I got an A (after all, I only needed at most a 44% on the last exam for an A)  It was fun, and now I have a few days off before spring semester starts.  :::Unenthusiastic cheer:::  Im still getting the standard 4 hours a week schedule at Best Buy, and I actually worked 6am this morning.  But the trip home was more exciting then the day at work.  Let me set up the scene for those of you who aren't familiar with College Park.  Basically there is Rt 1 and it sucks.   For the most part its two lanes with a center turning lane.  Should I draw you a photo?  Good.  So I was driving home in the lane closest to the sidewalk when this jackass pulls out in front of me from a store parking lot.  He didn't exactly cut me off, but I personally would have waited if I were him.  So he makes a right onto Rt 1, drifts a little into the left lane (which has absolutely no one in it) and then comes back into my lane.  This is where it gets good...the car basically stops.   They are going maybe 3 miles an hour in a 55 zone and I slam on my breaks to avoid hitting his retarded ass.  I follow slowly behind him because now there is someone to my left.  When I get a chance to pass him, I notice that his back seats are full of trash bags and the back window was replaced with a Mr. Coffee box.  (Did I mention that this was a beat up Chrysler station wagon?  Cause it was.   Then I realize that this jackass (along with his jackass passenger) wanted me to hit them!  Its bad enough that they stand at intersections and in front of restaurants begging for money...but to force someone into an accident to get insurance mone?  Thats fucked up.   (I would like to apologize to the children in the room)  Im a college student who is working at Best Buy to try and save some money and they have the nerve to try and screw me out of my insurance money?  I would cuss again, but I already dropped one F-Bomb.   Remember back a few months ago when there was a sniper going around?  Why didnt he take out any homeless people?  They are a drain on society and I hope that asshole enjoys himself tonight when the temperature is in the single digits.   Ok, that was my rant...Im good now.  Oh, dont forget to check out the Dumbass of the Week.   No it isnt the homeless jerks.

By golly Fox has done it again with Man vs. Beast.  This is definitely a new high for them...but the question lies, where do they go from here?  They have already set the bar so high, what kind of animal will have the ability to jump over it? (or human for that matter).  I'll tell you...ME!  If there are any Fox representatives out there, consider me your saving grace because I thought of CELEBRITY Man vs. Beast.   Thats right, I said Celebrity  Picture this if you will...A race between Olympic star Micheal Johnson vs Geoffrey from Toy's R Us.   I know the man beat the giraffe last night, but that was in the 100 meter.  I feel that the giraffe would fair better in a longer race, and we all know that Johnson loves the 200 meter.  Lets get 'er done!  Next up, Roseanne vs Bear (which bear?  I dunno, get the one who liked its bed too firm)  Who can eat more hotdogs?  Hell, lets up the antee again and see who can eat more footlong chili dogs.   The smart money is on Roseanne.  Then for the grand finale.  We take Vern Troyer (mini me) and the munchins from the Wizard of Oz (I know they are old, but they probably need work) and pit them up against the elephant whose on all of those "When animals attack" shows.  You know, the one who steps on his trainer and then runs amuck.  And if that elephants dead, get the one whose trainers head went into the elephants butt...that was priceless.  Last night they had the "little people" and the elephant try to pull an elevator.   That was fun to watch, but this is Celebrity Man vs Beast so we need to step up.  This time they will each have to pull Anna Nicole Smith on a skateboard.  (hmmmmm...they may have to clone her for this to work, or maybe just use Roseanne again.  So thats the basic set up.   And if you feel there is more time to kill, throw in the Osbournes, Screech, Urkel and Gary Coleman.  Just have them wrestle monkeys or something.   Its not important.

Everyone wish Noelle a Happy Birthday

Thank you courtyards for not even attempting to fix our heater...thats real cool.

To follow up on yesterdays late breaking story, Maurice Gibb died yesterday when he forgot that his one goal for the day was "Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive" Donations can be made to the Andy Gibb Memorial Foundation (so even in death no one will know who he is, oh well)

As promised, the new and super fantastic F.A.Q. is up and ready to roll!  (Ok, so I lied about it being super fantastic...but it is new!)  Dont forget to vote in the poll.  You all cant thing the Eagles are going to win, do you?

Last night I watched a bit of Joe Millionaire and I dont see how everyone is falling for it.  Not the stupid gold diggers, but rather the people holding the remote control in their living rooms.  For those of you who dont know what its about, there is this guy, Evan, who is a "construction worker" and is telling this stupid whores that he has inherited a trillion dollars (maybe less, I wasnt paying attention)  But there is a HUGE flaw (actually a combination of 3-4 flaws) that are going to ruin this show:
1. Evan is not a construction worker.  I've worked on a construction site and I've seen the guys who are in fact construction workers.  He doesn't have the farmer tan and hes not a fat peice of white trash.
2. He is an aspiring model.  How do I know this?  I saw his picture on another website modeling underwear with a couple rolls tube socks in them.
3. Joe Millionaire is one of the highest rated shows out right now (only God knows why)
4. What happens when you put an aspiring model on the hottest show out?  He will be rich!  Even if he did work a few weekends on a construction site to make some quick cash, you better be damned sure hes never gonna do it again.  That man is gonna sit home with his gold digging wife and wait for the calls to come in.   And its all because of you...you people will eat up every single one of his tv apperances and will buy whatever type of toilet tissue he tells you to.  Just wait and see.

I just heard the news.  One of the Bee Gee's died of questionable symptoms.   This is the darkest day in music history.  Which one died?  Ummmmmmm...the one on the left.

Man, no update for an entire week?  And they werent even real quality updates.  I apologize for being lame.  Maybe I should catch up with everyone and tell you what I've been up to.  I started my winter class last week, history of rock and roll, (I know...I thought UMD was a real school too) and Im not sure how I feel about it.  Dont get me wrong, the class is really interesting and not too hard...but there is a downside...I get the oddest songs stuck in my head at completely random times.   For example, I could just be walking around the complex and Ill have the Beach Boys hit "Wouldn't It Be Nice?" stuck in my head...or one of the older Elvis songs in there.  I cant begin to tell you how much sleep I've lost because of "Pinball Wizard" and "Why Do Fools Fall in Love?"   The things I do to finally try and get an A at this place.  And the class is kinda early in the morning so Im pretty tired the rest of the day.  I actually tried to update some of the site, but just didnt have the energy earlier in the week.  (You may have noticed the F.A.Q. link on the menu bar.  But I've got an idea...Ill just set resonable goals for myself.  For example, Ill have the FAQ page done by Wednesday along with a semi decent update.  Not too hard right?  And I'll have something else thats new and exciting up by this weekend.   I feel that this is something that even a lazy individual like myself can manage.  

But what about today?  Well after coming off a fairly long break, I started off kinda slow, I updated the Dumbass of the Week/Month award and the poll which is actually a poll this time...none of those stupid polls I was putting up before.   So dive on in and enjoy.  I would also like to say that I was quite impressed with all of the traffic I got during the week even though there was absolutely nothing new to see.  Thanks!

And for some fun stuff:
Ill last 8 days baby!
Revolutionary "who dunnit" game
Im only 15% white?

Playoff Update: The Jets are currently beating the Raiders 3-0...TAKE THAT ESPN.COM!!!!
(Now they are tied at 3)

Hey gang!  How you feelin?  Its snowing again...which is more snow this winter then in the past 3 years put together.  Pretty sweet.  I came across something a couple weeks ago that I had to tell you about because its the coolest thing ever.  When Al Gore created the Internet a few years ago, he never imagined the incredibly videos that would end up on.  This video also makes you wonder what the lasting effects of Hiroshima were...hmmmmm...I hope we arent responsible for this.  I dont really know what to call it, so Im just gonna tell you to go here.  I recommend right clicking on it and making it the full screen...just so you know

So hows 2003 treating everyone?  I have some exciting news.  Over christmas, my cousin told me about Ofoto.com which basically lets you upload your digital camera photos and they will mail you the prints.  And heres the best part...ITS CHEAP!!!  I just recieved my first order of 23 photos and there isnt a bad one in the bunch, and it only cost around $11.  And your first order is free shipping, which is a huge plus (even though my order would have only been $2.50 to ship) I think you can see the photos I bought here.   And since many of you are featured on this site, or have friends who are, you may want some of the photos.  If you want to take advantage of this service, go through the photos section and write down all the photos you want.  Let me know which ones they are and Ill send you the originals (they are bigger and have better resolution...not to mention they dont say "PoochsWorld.com" on them!)   So go to the site and check it out...Ill be here waiting.  But for now, its time to turn on the fun

Oops, I almost forgot some fun stuff!
Sorta like that helicopter game, only better
STILL one of my favorite games

I hope everyones christmas was a pleasant one...I know mine was.  Things have died down here lately with everyone going home and stuff, but at least the Terps are kicking ass!  And Best Buy is pretty kick ass as well.  All the morons come out to shop for the holidays.   I know I promised an update during the break, and I tried to do one.  I actually sat down at my computer, opened up the file only to find that it was messed up.  And since I dont want to screw up anything else, I left the site alone while I was at home.  A few random thoughts for you...Catch Me if You Can is a fabulous movie, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 is a fabulous game and Lindsey is fabulous at making christmas cookies.   And now for the reason I made this update.  2003 is upon us and that means new and fabulous stuff for the new year.  Ive got a few ideas in my head for some fun stuff (which Ive tried to do in the past, but found that Im too lazy)  But hopefully, with a years time Ill be able to take care of business.   I also wanted to let you know that for those of you who can never seem to tell which day is which, I made a Pooch's World Calendar   this is one of the coolest things Ive got on cafepress, so go check it out and buy 3-4.  Now if you will excuse me, I have some ebaying to do.

I just want to take this time to wish everyone a happy holiday.  Ill try to check in from time to time this week just to keep the stuff fresh, but no promises.  I do however have a new Soundbyte for you.  I took over this week because the Union states that the columnists cant work on Christmas eve, so while they are off at the Pooch's World christmas party, Im picking up the slack.  So go download some christmas music!

SUCKERS!!!  There is NO Poochs World christmas party!